Me: Y’all have to be nice to me. I have the Apley’s**.
Guy 2: We have a better textbook.
Me: Which one?
Guy 1: Apples
Me: That’s not a textbook. And I prefer naartjies.
Guy 1: It is. An apple a day keeps the doctor in.
* I sincerely hope you find this as hilarious as I did. Some of my other friends responded with blank stares.
** Textbook: Apley’s System of Orthopaedics and Fractures