Also titled: Doctors Have No Imagination
Or: How do doctors manage to have an apetite?
This is not a judgemental post. It is just an example of why I think doctors have deep-seated love-hate relationships with food.
When you have scarlet fever, you get a strawberry tongue:
Babies born to mothers with Syphilis can get Blueberry Muffin Syndrome:
Upper gastrointestinal bleeding can lead to coffee ground vomiting (and this is just a picture of real coffee grounds, because apparently nobody has ever been intrigued enough by their coffee-ground vomitus to photograph it):
And lastly, Granuloma Inguinale (an STI caused by Callymatobacterium Granulomatis) causes a characteristic beefy-red ulcer. And no, I won’t post a picture of that.